Saturday, March 27, 2010

Roommates

Top 10 Reasons You Know You Live With 3 Other Guys
  1. You clean out the sink one night and then next night there are more dishes in there.
  2. One of those dishes was a large cup (not a bowl) used to eat cereal out of.
  3. The bathroom always stinks; not because of bowel movements but because the towel on the rack hasn't been cleaned in over a month.
  4. The same above goes for sheets on the bed except (for those with a weak stomach) for an undisclosed amount of time.
  5. Each room has their own distinct odor with a valid attempt to cover up with Axe body spray.
  6. NO ONE knows where the broom is.
  7. A conversation is frequent, First roommate:"Hey, are you downloading anything?" Second roommate: "Yeah, why?" First roommate: "Can you hurry up, the internet is too slow to support 'Counter Strike'". The same conversation is had with the other two roommates with answers similar.
  8. The freezer is full of ice cream and frozen pizzas.
  9. No decorations are on the walls.
  10. The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Boston Legal, and or The Dark Knight can be found.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I definitely can tell you are living with my brother. Haha.